20 pluses of a single woman

You have not had the luck to meet the second half yet, and you do not see anything good in being a single woman? Then these notes can be useful to you. Believe, to be a single woman is not too bad. Anyway, to be a single woman releases you from many problems …

Well, it is far not the full list of advantages to be a single woman:

1. Having smiled to the unfamiliar man, it is allowed for a single woman look guilty back. The scene of jealousy does not threaten a single woman.

2. A single woman can wear some favorite dresses which he has considered too causing, a single woman paint lips brightly, without being afraid of his discontent, and even a single woman can carry out any mad dream. For example, cut her hair off.

3. It is allowed for a single woman hide herself to be engaged in something…, for example to shave feet. 

4. It is possible for a single woman to put on the face the most exotic cosmetic masks and safely to walk up and down with them in the apartment, without being afraid of anybody to make the stutterer.

5. Opening rainy autumn evening a bar door to indulge yourself with favorite liquor, it is possible for a single woman to be firmly convinced that there is much of it, how many remains, instead of twice less. And having put in the evening something tasty in a refrigerator, it is possible for a single woman to sleep easily - by the morning the delicacy will not disappear completely :) 

6. A single woman has not to fight because of the TV and to prove that she has dreamt of this film of a half-life, and on the strange people driving a ball, it is possible to take a look during other time. Besides it is possible for a single woman to watch without an inferiority complex female talk shows and silly serials.

7. The friend whom he did not love, a single woman can invite home without ceremony, and also to conduct with her idiotic (in his opinion) conversations by phone for some hours. And in general the acquaintances can be invited by a single woman not only in any day of week, but also in any numbers.

8. Having met old friends, it is possible for a single woman to go to them on a visit, to shirk all night long, to come back home next day towards evening with black circles under the eyes and not to explain, where you were. Also it is allowed for a single woman think out justifications why you are late.

9. Nobody will occupy a toilet at the most inappropriate moment :)

10. A single woman can clean carefully teeth in the mornings, without choking in haste with constant remarks: "What are you doing there so long?" Besides, a single woman can choose any repertoire and loudly to sing in a bathroom when she wants.

11. Nobody peeps the scales’ indications of a single woman at ritual morning weighing.

12. It is not so is insulting to clean the dirt which a single woman has dissolved herself.

13. It is possible for a single woman all day and night to listen to a favorite singer and not to hear thus: "My God, and you do like this pop-music?"

14. At last it is possible for a single woman to keep to a diet easy. Nobody will tell, having seen yoghurts, mineral water and a cauliflower in a refrigerator: "Again! there is nothing to eat."

15. The sense of guilt which very often has arisen in a single woman while she has been connected with somebody absolutely vanishes.

16. The list of people to which a single woman should make gifts, decreases for one, and the most puzzling point.

17. It is possible for a single woman to give vent to design abilities, having been engaged in the device of "nest". And not to be considered with anybody’s taste!

18. Whence there is so much free time!

19. A single woman has to earn money, to catch a taxi, to cause the sanitary technician … It is hard to call all these advantage of a single woman, but it is possible for a single woman to prove to everybody (and first of all to herself) injustice of his favorite statement "Yes, you will be gone without me!".

20. In rays of the sunset you go along the street. Last fiery patches of light in show-windows and windows compete to lighted lanterns, and counter passers-by smile, because it is hard not to smile to a beautiful single woman, easily and confidently going somewhere. A single woman will be also happy. And she should be thanked for this happiness nobody, except herself. This happiness is only hers.