When single women live alone

1. Single women can sleep across the bed, wrapped in a roll of blanket, with one pillow under the head and another one under the belly. When men are absent, single women sleep only this way.

2. Single women do not wake up at 4 a.m. from the squeal of the bolides of Formula 1 Gran Prix Live from Australia.

3. Single women can have the world smallest garbage bin, and it will remain half empty. There will be no one to fill it with the empty bottles and tons of the cattle bones.

4. Single women enjoy seeing the cherished cat walking over the tables and beds with its head proudly raised. The poor animal doesn't live under the sofa, stressed and humiliated, when single women take care of it.

5. When dieting, single women do not tantalize opening the fridge. Single women know the most tempting dish there will be a pound of couched seeds of wormwood. Single women do not expect any sabotage from shameless pelmeny, lecherous sausages and tempting cake.

6. Single women regularly exercise, as there is no one to stare at the jumping breasts, red face and old trainer trousers.

7. Single women can listen to Radio Love - yes! Radio Love! That's it! Single women listen to it at full sound volume, not having a mask ready to express  of course, surely, I do not take this music for serious'.

8. Single women can navigate dating sites, our of curiosity only, not worried that some advanced user will catch her.

9. Single women fly about the apartment without hitting the bulky exhibits of the museum-house of the Real Man - snowboards, drills, tires, leather jackets and those+ eh+ Bulgarians (corner grinding machines).

10. Single women are happy in ignorance, being sure that Bulgarians are European nation.

11. Single women can cover their faces and bodies with maximum stinky cosmetic substances, not worrying how the body and face will taste if someone decides to give a duty kiss before sleep.

12. Single women know, that if the piece of a nail has stuck into the heel, it is an immune compatible piece from the exact foot.

13. When single women pick up some sample of printing industry in the toilet (everyone knows that single women do not read it the toilet, so it is just by chance), this sample will be a cute women magazine, or at least hateful pink novel, but not the catalog of mobile phones in 2010.

14. Single women receive no calls from His Mother, no calls from His Mother, no calls from His Mother.

15. Single women can bring home men and kittens they picked up in the street.

16. When a computer is broken, single women can invite smart, cute and shy ex-classmate. Single women will treat him with tea, sitting at the desk edge in a short gown, enjoying the view of his ears going pink. Single women do not listen for months that  this is a man's job, which will be done when there is some time for it'.

17. Single women stops being late, as there is no one to measure the time of her gathering with the stopwatch.

18. When single women bring home flowers, they only worry how long they will last, and not about how to explain their origin.

19. When single women wash their faces, they do not suffer from the thoughts that men sometimes pee into the sink.

20. When single women hear the word  dinner', they think of the restaurant and not of the supermarket.

21. Single women are not interested in the modern technologies of snore-fighting. Single women do not invent diplomatic ways of this technologies implementation.

22. Single women quickly and adroitly change the bulb without thinking of strategical mistake of this act from the point of view of just division of the household chores.

23. Single women can chat by the phone as long as they like, not thinking that somewhere in the corner there is a human being crying from the helpless with to connect to the internet and download something.

24. Single women have the best $80 soap with moistening ginseng oil safe from someone washing his pants with it.

25. Single women can eat sweets and to spite the whole world they throw the wrappers behind the sofa back. Single women sometimes really want to do it.

26. Single women can safely bring home a friend, who tactlessly posses D-sized bust and 20 inch waist at the same time.