If a Russian woman cries
1. First of all try to understand, if this Russian woman is single, or she is with someone. If this Russian woman is with someone, there is no use in soothing her. If she is really a single woman, make her your woman. If a Russian woman continues crying even after this, you will be sure that these are the tears of happiness.
2. When your own Russian woman cries, do not leave her alone. It might happen that everyone around believes that this Russian woman is single. Be extra attentive and close to your Russian woman. The best thing to do is to go as far, as her voice reaches, but do not let her out of sight - have binoculars with you.
3. You cannot ask a crying Russian woman several questions:
"What do you want?"
"Who is to blame?"
"What should I do?"
The reply of a Russian woman to the first question will painfully strike your wallet, the replies to the following two will strike your self-esteem.
4. When you see Russian woman crying, there is no need to run anywhere, to save one and to punish another. You will soon find out that someone else, but not the Russian woman, needs to be saved, and the one to be punished is also quite a different person from what Russian woman told you about.
5. It is a vicious practice to give presents to a crying Russian woman. It is better to give her a package of handkerchiefs. Remember, only a merry Russian woman deserves a present. This way you will develop a useful conditional reflex and a positive attitude.
6. If you have fulfilled all the rules above, and a Russian woman still cries and doesn't lave to another man, then she really needs your soothing. Show her your sad, yet compassionate and interested face. To do this, you will have to approach and to leave the binoculars aside.
7. There is no need to listen to the words of the crying Russian woman. The main is to sigh when she pauses, and to hug her gently when she speaks.
8. The top class performance will be a tear crawling down your unshaven cheek. At this moment a Russian woman is to forget or her own sorrows, and to start soothing you.
If a man cries. For each Russian woman to remember
1. A Russian woman is to try to be tactful and to pretend she hasn't noticed the choking sobbing of a man.
2. If a Russian woman lacks self-control, she can pat a man on his shoulder with the words "Come on+"
3. If a man continues crying, a Russian woman should check his pampers and give him her breast.
